Dear Windows

Why do I use you? I'm way better than your daddy, Bill Gates. I can create something so much more awesome. Wait, hold up, I already did, on March 8, 2012 at 6 o'clock in the evening, and you're looking at it right now, bitch. But despite all that, I still love ya, sorta.

                                                                                                                             Sincerely,
                                                                                                                              your friend, Dynasty